December 2010
emilyafricaa asked: It was me that said that last thing about wanting to be like you. But I felt like a total Creepy McCreepster.

But really, you seem to have this happy medium thing going on. You're not uptight but you're not some junkie either.

YOU'RE LIKE MAGIC KIKI MAGIC.Hahahaha. Annnnd I'm done being a creeperr.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
2,341 notes
emilyafricaa asked: It was me that said that last thing about wanting to be like you. But I felt like a total Creepy McCreepster.

But really, you seem to have this happy medium thing going on. You're not uptight but you're not some junkie either.

YOU'RE LIKE MAGIC KIKI MAGIC.Hahahaha. Annnnd I'm done being a creeperr.
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: Kiki, I've decided, after going through your entire blog, I want to be like you when I grow up. Not that you're much older than me to begin with, but you know what I mean.
Dec 29th
Oooh… I feel yucky!  Three drinks last night on an empty stomach has me very queasy this morning.  Of course, I had my best friend pick me up last night on her way home from work and now I have no way to get home unless I call my dad. (Am I a teenager again or what?)  My current gripes are: I’m hungry (for a specific meal I can only get back in LA), my mouth tastes like a bar floor,...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
One of the best feelings in the world is when...
Dec 29th
23,111 notes
Dec 29th
697 notes
Dec 29th
48 notes
Anonymous asked: Kiki, I've decided, after going through your entire blog, I want to be like you when I grow up. Not that you're much older than me to begin with, but you know what I mean.
Dec 29th
Would I be crazy?
To go skydiving again? I was absolutely terrified the first time… I think the second time wouldn’t be so bad! Mmmm…. maybe.
Dec 29th
4 notes
Dec 29th
44 notes
Listenthatgirljazz: “Well, I’ve been afraid of...
Dec 29th
51 notes
Dec 29th
1 note
Dec 29th
The Crimson Pen →
A darker blog by me. Read: one of my many collected urls that I enjoy having but am too lazy to blog on. Maybe not…
Dec 29th
1 tag
I would give anything to take a nap right now… but then I’ll never go to sleep tonight. That’s okay, though, I think tonight is wine/girls’ night. Queue dances in underwear and lots of gossip.
Dec 29th
2 tags
Pregnancy in Dreams →
I had a dream of having a baby. Your dream is a very common one and usually represents a new beginning or a new creation in your life. It is generally very positive and indicates growth in your life!
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Last night's dream...
Someone on tumblr made a big appearance! Do you want to know who it was? Drum roll, please….. Natasha and Harrison from littlemanmcleod! You may or may not know that these tumblr buddies of mine live in Australia. This is how the dream went: Natasha and I were Skyping. I was all excited to tell her about the trip I was leaving for the next day. My plans were to go to Hawaii to visit...
Dec 29th
I wonder what I’ll dream of tonight… Another sex dream? A dream about being locked in the grocery store again? A dream where I’m 21? I’m usually that age in my dreams. Pre-marriage or college degree, before I made the decision to stop receiving my trust, pre baby fever… I’m always the same- spitfire me. I think a lot of this has been stirred up because...
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
74,483 notes
Dec 28th
3 tags
A strange psychological list
I had a sex dream last night about someone other than my husband. My sex dreams hardly ever involve the man I’m actually married to. In last night’s, I was sleeping with an old college friend who I wasn’t attracted to back then and I’m not sure I would be attracted to him now. In the dream I was really into it and not worried one bit about my husband finding out. Strange....
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
I'm being a "lazoom" as my dad calls it...
A “lazoom” is a cross between lazy + legume. Don’t ask. I’m sitting on the couch watching Regis & Kelly. It’s worse than I remember… I’m killing time before my dad and I go run some errands. We’ve got to go pick up my old couch from my family’s shopping center in the next town over. It’s been sitting in an empty space for the past...
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
19,631 notes
Dec 27th
149 notes
Dec 27th
1 note
2 tags
Dec 26th
Does anyone play Words With Friends?
my name is kikilovespuppet
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
9 notes
motor-t asked: Merry Christmas Kikster!!!!! I hope you have a good one mamas :D
Dec 26th
I’m glad this whole Christmas mess is over. I enjoyed it as much as it could, while it lasted. But, it’s just not the same without my husband around. I miss him so much that it feels like an organ is missing from my body. Okay, maybe I’m being a bit dramatic. It hurts. Now I have to look forward to having no one to kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve. Aren’t I just...
Dec 26th
motor-t asked: Merry Christmas Kikster!!!!! I hope you have a good one mamas :D
Dec 25th
Him: Hello Me: Hi honey, merry Christmas. Him: Merry Christmas… That sounds weird- saying it over the phone. Me: I know, I don’t like it one bit.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Christmas List, so far
Remember to write thank you notes for the following. Mom & Dad: gift certificate for a massage at the fanciest spa, jammies, vintage aprons and crochet pot holders, a place setting of Feista in turquoise (the only color I don’t have) and a place setting in Shamrock, Michael Kors pea coat Gram & Gpa: MK purse, place setting of Fiesta in the newest color, church cookbook, Bare...
Dec 25th
A Christmas Miracle
We made it through the evening without any incidents. There was no yelling, fighting, bitching, screaming, arguing, or general debauchery. Instead it was a calm, cool, collected evening. I stayed away from my grandfather, he stayed away from me. I guess there is an up side to being “disowned”. Hah. I shouldn’t dwell on it… We had a lovely evening of Prime Rib, hash brown...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
1 note
Dec 25th
4 notes
Dec 25th
1 note
Dec 25th
2 tags
Dec 25th
3 tags
Dec 25th
3 tags
Dec 25th
I feel much better...
After waking up this morning at my best friend’s house and not being able to find my keys, I started off the morning on the wrong foot. My dad had to come get me so I didn’t pull my hair out from boredom (it’d be another four hours before those drunkies woke up). In the meantime I wrapped some more Christmas presents, showered and got mostly ready (read: hair done, minimal...
Dec 24th
Have I mentioned?
That I’m ready for this to all be over… The holidays without him, the family feuds, being routine-less, the rash on my ring finger- it’s all getting old. And I’m really nervous for our Christmas Eve dinner tonight. After getting into an argument with my grandfather six months ago, I haven’t seen him nor talked to him despite often being in the same town or even on...
Dec 24th